NBA fans often have too much time to think and do things that the rest of the people wouldn’t. NBA Twitter is a wild place, but every now and then, we find fans making very interesting content for the rest of the community.
One of the most curious cases happened recently when somebody decided it was actually a good idea to compare the current NBA stars to porn stars. @DaMightyChiefs thought and analyzed all of this to explain why stars like LeBron James, Michael Jordan, and more are very similar to certain porn stars.
https://twitter.com/DaMightyChief/status/1391585094188474369
The explanations are hilarious and fans must have thought this person really nailed with them. This has become a big deal on Twitter, and the fan already promised a second part.
Pornstar: Abella Danger AKA LeBron James
Abella Danger is like LeBron James because shes the best in the game. She’s versatile in both ends of the floors(Lesbian and Straight). The D always surrounds her and shes very good with the ball. Shes also clutch when it matters. pic.twitter.com/9SzYMK07gH
— glizzystan 🌭 (@DaMightyChief) May 10, 2021
Ash Kash AKA Ja Morant
Ash Kash like Ja Morant because shes young and new to the game but already a legend. She has the potential to go far in the sport. Sacrificing her body for the long run. Shes also a fan favorite. Shes good at attacking the rim and leaving nothing left. pic.twitter.com/ARCeFtZumJ
— glizzystan 🌭 (@DaMightyChief) May 10, 2021
Mia Khalifa AKA Enes Kanter
Mia Khalifa is like Enes Kanter because she had one good season and everyone thinks shes amazing. Shes hated by her country just like Enes. Her boobs are the size of the turkey kurdish monster. Her body frame gives her advantage to be on top of D. pic.twitter.com/qhLUh8wKCY
— glizzystan 🌭 (@DaMightyChief) May 10, 2021
Violet Myers AKA Kyle Lowry
Violet Myers is like Kyle Lowry because she has a Humongous Big Grabber Wrabber Juicy Succulent Beatable Eatable Ass. Shes hall of fame worthy, deserves to be an all star, and all around a goat of her franchise. pic.twitter.com/G0VlD2P5iW
— glizzystan 🌭 (@DaMightyChief) May 10, 2021
Johnny Sins AKA Michael Jordan
Johnny Sins is like Michael Jordan because hes the GOAT. Johnny Sins did everything. He was a Firefighter, Doctor, Teacher, ETC. He was there when you needed him the most like The Last Airbender. He is the legend, the myth, the man. Also bald. pic.twitter.com/ID3TMlvRkp
— glizzystan 🌭 (@DaMightyChief) May 10, 2021
Astrid Wett AKA LaMelo Ball
Astrid Wett is like LaMelo Ball because she has alot of hype surrounding her. Shes already All Star Caliber and everyone is ready for her next move as a player. She has alot of talent but needs to work on her D work and turnovers on the court. pic.twitter.com/EgQCgIOtCh
— glizzystan 🌭 (@DaMightyChief) May 10, 2021
https://twitter.com/DaMightyChief/status/1391585163004375042
Lena Paul AKA Zion Williamson
Lena Paul is like Zion Williamson because she is built different. She literally had sex with a fan and im not talking an actual person. She has the abilty to be on top of the league but always falls short to due short cumings. Legend in the making. pic.twitter.com/2olXNbA86d
— glizzystan 🌭 (@DaMightyChief) May 10, 2021
Crystal Lust AKA Shaquille O’Neal
Crystal Lust is like Shaquille O’Neal because they are both thick asl. They both use their body to their advantage in battle with others. Some say she is the best player of her size and position. D is lightwork to her. BBQ Chicken. pic.twitter.com/LSPGDJsIva
— glizzystan 🌭 (@DaMightyChief) May 10, 2021
Riley Reid AKA Russell Westbrook
Riley Reid is like Russell Westbrook because they are both overrated and has a mickey mouse mvp. She started her career off good but over time became annoying. She is still good but she doesn’t hit the same anymore. Legend tho. pic.twitter.com/eM0bBqveJ7
— glizzystan 🌭 (@DaMightyChief) May 10, 2021
Sara Jay AKA Vince Carter
Sara Jay is like Vince Carter shes old asl. She has all the traits that you want and was amazing in her prime. Will go down the hall of fame. Hates me and blocked me but I still watch her videos. Tell her to unblock me please I miss her 🙁 pic.twitter.com/qSTi4GafZ6
— glizzystan 🌭 (@DaMightyChief) May 10, 2021
In case you were missing some names, they put some honorable mentions there. Kevin Durant, James Harden and Chris Paul, among others, were mentioned but not given a description like the rest of the players.
Honorable Mentions:
Mia Malkova = Kevin Durant
Brandi Love = James Harden
Angela White = Chris Paul
Lisa Ann = Paul Pierce
Adriana Chechik = Collin Sexton
Dani Daniels = Yao Ming
Autumn Falls = Ben Simmons
Kim Kardashian = Derrick Rose
Madison Ivy = Anthony Bennett
— glizzystan 🌭 (@DaMightyChief) May 10, 2021
It’s unknown what led this fan to make this thread, but something is clear: they have a lot of free time. This was the best way they found to kill some. Truth be told, this is hilarious, and seeing how well the NBA community reacted, they probably achieved their goal.
