NBA Fans React To ‘Your Birth Month Is The Player That Has To Hit A 3-Point Shot To Save Your Life’: “Klay Can’t Miss”

NBA fans were asked in a fun poll if they would survive if a player assigned to their birth month had to make a 3-point shot to save their lives and they had some fun answers.

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NBA discourse can get quite intense from time to time, with fans getting passionate while defending their favorite teams and players. But the most important aspect of the game is to truly enjoy it as much as possible. And everyone once in a while, a question comes up that leads more to some hilarious discussion than anything else. 

NBA media and social media in particular can be quite toxic, just ask Kyrie Irving what he thinks about it. The GOAT debate is an excellent example of a topic that is quite divisive, with Michael Jordan fans constantly going at it with LeBron James fans

But when the topics are less intense, the commentary can be too much fun. A great example of this was a recent post where fans were asked if they would survive if a player that was assigned to their birth month had to make a 3-pointer to save their life. 

“Feb is JJ, I’m good.”

“If you January, you better have life insurance.”

“Thank you Klay Thompson lol.”

“Klay simply can’t miss.”

“All these people COULD make the shot.”

“What’s the situation? In an empty gym, I like my chances with all of them.”

“Bro just said f**k people born in March.”

“RIP to any odd-numbered month person with the possible exception of September tbh.”

“JJ will save my life.”

“April babies living to be a 100, we got Steph.”

“Korver like that I’m saved.”

“I like my chances with DeMar.”

Context matters a lot in this situation, nearly every NBA player would have a good chance of making a shot in an empty gym. They’re too good at what they do to not. But if it’s an in-game situation, that changes everything, and it’s interesting to think about who would survive and who wouldn’t.


Which Of These Players Gives Someone The Best Chance At Survival?

Stephen Curry is the greatest shooter ever, so it makes sense that people born in April would be safe in this scenario. Klay Thompson, JJ Redick, James Harden, and Kyle Korver are also known snipers. But on the other hand, there are players like Shaquille O’Neal and Ben Simmons, who barely ever make three-pointers. Here’s a look at the career percentages on three-pointers for all the players mentioned here (in descending order via Basketball Reference). 

Stephen Curry: 42% 3PT

Kyle Korver: 42% 3PT

Klay Thompson: 41% 3PT

JJ Redick: 41% 3PT

James Harden: 36% 3PT

Eric Gordon: 36% 3PT

DeMar DeRozan: 29% 3PT

Charles Barkley: 26% 3PT

Ben Simmons: 13% 3PT

Andre Drummond: 12% 3PT

Steven Adams: 0.6% 3PT

Shaquille O’Neal: 0.4% 3PT

There are some surprises in here, many would have said that Ben Simmons’ number would be a lot lower than it is. Charles Barkley also has a decent chance of saving someone, which might surprise most people. But in any scenario like this, one would ideally want one of the players from the Top 6 and more likely the Top 4, they would have the best chance. 

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Divij Kulkarni is an NBA columnist for Fadeaway World. He has covered the NBA and the English Premier League, with 4 years of experience in creating sports content. Finding exciting and intriguing content about all things NBA is both his job and his passion. Divij loves the Dallas Mavericks and can be regularly observed getting emotional during games. Outside of basketball, he enjoys reading fantasy and sci-fi novels, consuming copious amounts of movies and TV, and spending time with his dog, Olivia. Expertise: NBA, Historical Sports ResearchFavorite Team: Dallas MavericksFeatured On HoopsHype, Sports Illustrated, Secret Base, MSNPrevious Work: Tribuna
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