Tag: Houston Rockets Archive

Rookie Hakeem Olajuwon Casually Slapped Billy Paultz In The Face

By Aaditya Krishnamurthy

Texas Senator Ted Cruz Recruits Kyrie Irving To Houston Amid Vaccination Scandal: “If Brooklyn Won’t Let You Play, I’m Going To Make A Pitch To You Directly.”

By Nico Martinez

Jalen Green Reveals Houston Rockets Game Plan Was Playing Iso Ball Against Carmelo Anthony

By Ishaan Bhattacharya

Jay Williams Criticizes LeBron James For Passing Up The Game-Winner Against Rockets: “It Kills The Argument About Him Being The GOAT”

By Ishaan Bhattacharya

LeBron James Got Lost After An Insane Crossover By Eric Gordon: “Not Only Did He Get Put On Skates, He Immediately Went For The Pass Fake.”

By Aaditya Krishnamurthy

Chandler Parsons Revealed How He Got $98M Max Contract From The Mavs: “Instead Of Getting Paid $920k I Got Bumped To A Max And We Got Dwight Howard.”

By Nico Martinez

Hakeem Olajuwon’s 1994 Playoff Run Without An All-Star Teammate Was One Of The Best Individual Performances In NBA History

By Addam Goldman

Chandler Parsons Reveals How Kobe Bryant Paid The Bill For Him At The Club: “I Open It And It’s Like $22,000. At This Point I’m Sick… This Chick Hands Me A Pen And Says ‘Sign For Mr. Bryant’.”

By Aaditya Krishnamurthy

James Harden Has Had Incredible Teammates In His Career: Kevin Durant, Chris Paul, Joel Embiid Lead A List Of Hall Of Fame Teammates

By Eddie Bitar

Chris Paul Got Ejected From The Game After Bumping Into The Referee

By Aaditya Krishnamurthy

Los Angeles Lakers Could Land John Wall In The Offseason

By Orlando Silva

The Los Angeles Lakers Rejected A Russell Westbrook-John Wall Trade Because They Didn’t Want To Give Up Their 2027 Draft Pick

By Aaditya Krishnamurthy