You know ball is life when you can’t spend a single hour without hooping, even if it’s with an imaginary ball and you’re doing it at home. Every basketball fan has done it but some take things to the next level often. One lady on Twitter has had enough of that and asked the people on social media when men stop doing basketball moves at home, showing his desperation for it to stop it.
“When do men stop doing basketball moves in the house? Like at what age does it stop? Bc if I get crossed up at 7AM on the way to the kitchen one more time…. ,” she wrote a couple of days ago.
When do men stop doing basketball moves in the house? Like at what age does it stop? Bc if I get crossed up at 7AM on the way to the kitchen one more time….😒
— That auntie with the Altima (@dmills3288) August 5, 2020
Some women wanted to know the answer as well and others gave her alternatives.
You gotta cross him and brake his ankles one good time… if that doesn’t work make him breakfast then shoot it in the trash and yell KOBEEEEEEE! Loud af. That might teach him if he keep playing childish games he wins childish prizes.
— The Sack Chaser 🦹🏾♀️ (@MariahsMirage) August 5, 2020
I’m 40, and I just crossed over my 1 yr old on the Little Tikes hoop I bought “her” for her bday a few days ago…
— Donshow (@donshow22) August 5, 2020
— Vince (@VdotL) August 5, 2020
Never pic.twitter.com/asUqlgYCmN
— The one Æ (@CTony_low) August 5, 2020
— Ruben || Check the Rhyme (@checktherhyme1_) August 5, 2020
Ball is life babygirl. Hope that answers your question. pic.twitter.com/DGeMf6sdKb
— Allen Bryant (@Al_B121391) August 5, 2020
Sorry Sis, I’m 47 and don’t plan on stopping anytime soon 🤷🏾♂️ pic.twitter.com/U5nEL9mtop
— Joe Foxy (@Underdawg73) August 5, 2020
Never. And this is the lamp on the nightstand pic.twitter.com/dWHAJzqCOH
— DJ R-Tistic (@DJRTistic) August 5, 2020
https://twitter.com/Monte_Raye/status/1291124757962915842
So you getting cooked in the kitchen is what you're saying. You gota drop your hips and stay square. Attack him before he makes a move. He gone be shook if you get up in his face. Ain't used to it. He probably can't go left either. Aight, dominate on 3. 1,2,3… pic.twitter.com/PMWGOVlesK
— Menace to Sobriety 🇯🇲 (@hydro88wr) August 5, 2020
In the end, the general consensus was that it never stops happening. Comedian Lance Woods explained that ‘ball is life’ and expressed all the feelings man experience when crossing somebody, especially know that you can go to the park and play against other people.
😂😂😂 the answer is clear….never https://t.co/SroKqXffdt
— That auntie with the Altima (@dmills3288) August 7, 2020
It is what it is. D up or you’ll get crossed, ladies.
