During a broadcast of the 2019 NBA Finals, Paul Pierce made a famous confession: his dramatic wheelchair exit in Game 1 of the 2008 Finals was actually just a bathroom break.
“I have a confession to make,” Pierce said. “I just had to go to the bathroom.”
Today, James Harden is facing a similarly pressing matter. In last night’s game against the Celtics, he toppled over on his back at the end of the first half. A mysterious stain was spotted on Harden’s shorts that is causing many to question just what transpired during those first two quarters.
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Needless to say, it became the joke of the night for fans unfortunate enough to find out.
“And everyone says Harden only takes 3’s. Here’s a great example of him taking a solid 2.”
“Harden just stained his legacy.”
“Anybody could be 6’5 and sh*t themselves in a game, it doesn’t take skill.”
The jokes may be a bit premature because we don’t actually know what was on those shorts. At this point, though, the damage is already done. Hopefully, Harden got himself a new pair of shorts.
