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“Oh My God The Pistons Need Medical Attention”, Bill Simmons Hilariously Reacts To Detroit Falling Out Of The Top 3 In The 2023 NBA Draft

Bill Simmons found it hilarious that the Detroit Pistons ended up with the 5th pick in the 2023 NBA Draft Lottery after winning 17 games in the season.

Ishaan Bhattacharya
May 17, 2023
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The Detroit Pistons tanked as hard as they could for Victor Wembanyama and won just 17 games in the season, but the 2023 Draft Lottery dropped them to the fifth pick after their disastrous season.

Bill Simmons found Detroit’s fall in the draft lottery hilarious, comparing it to a sucker punch and saying the team needs medical attention. 

Oh my God the Pistons need medical attention they just got sucker punched

Houston
Charlotte
Portland
San Antonio

Goddamn this is tense

— Bill Simmons (@BillSimmons) May 17, 2023

Missing out on the Victor Wembanyama sweepstakes had to have hurt the Pistons, but falling all the way to five has to feel worse. The Pistons would have had an eye on Brandon Miller if they remained in the top three but are now likely to look at options such as Ausar Thompson or Cameron Whitmore. The Fadeaway World mock draft has the Pistons selecting Whitmore with the fifth pick.


How Bright Is The Future In Detroit?

Missing out on Wembanyama means the Pistons won’t enjoy the immediate return to contention that they had hoped drafting him would lead to. Despite that, they have built a solid roster over the last few years that was primed and ready for a star to join. Cade Cunningham is already the leader of the team but missed most of the season due to injury.

Detroit also has solid pieces across the roster such as Jaden Ivey and Jalen Duren, and has actually managed to make James Wiseman look like a usable NBA center. Bojan Bogdanovic serves as the veteran of the squad and the Pistons held out on trading him during the season because they wanted to be competitive this season.

With Whitmore and the salary cap room the team has, they could quietly make some massive moves in the summer to continue the progression of this roster after a disastrous year.

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Ishaan Bhattacharya is a content manager for Fadeaway World from New Delhi, India. With his expertise in NBA content creation, Ishaan brings a wealth of experience to his role, contributing to the site's authority and reach within the basketball community. Over the last year, Ishaan has interviewed Ray Allen and Mark Tatum, while also covering the 2023 NBA Abu Dhabi Games which saw the Dallas Mavericks take on the Minnesota Timberwolves.Since joining Fadeaway World in March 2022, Ishaan Bhattacharya has become known for his unique perspective on the NBA. He consistently delivers this insight through his daily news coverage and detailed opinion pieces on the most significant topics in the league.Before his tenure at Fadeaway World, Ishaan worked in corporate communications, where he serviced prominent sports brands, including NBA India, Sports18, Amazon Prime Sports, and Royal Challengers Bangalore. This experience in strategic communications for leading sports entities has enhanced his ability to craft impactful narratives and connect with a global audience.A true MFFLer (Mavs Fan for Life, for the uninitiated), Ishaan is a massive fan of the Dallas Mavericks. When he is not upset about Jalen Brunson walking in free agency, you can see Ishaan as an avid gamer and content creator. His passion for basketball extends beyond the Mavericks, as evidenced by his thoughtfully curated NBA Mount Rushmore, featuring LeBron James, Michael Jordan, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, and Bill Russell—each representing distinct eras and bringing their unique qualities to the game.Featured On: ESPN, Sports Illustrated, Bleacher Report, Yahoo Sports, NBA, Fox Sports, The Spun
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