Jalen Rose has been the victim of plenty of jokes ever since he was cooked by Kobe Bryant in 2006. After a January night where Kobe absolutely dominated Rose, he was known as the man who was destroyed by Kobe more than anything else.
He has been the subject of new jokes recently, as fans have pointed out how talented his barber is. One fan posted a picture of Rose’s haircut and NBA Twitter went wild, talking about his hair, his goatee and more.
Rose has been showing some really good haircuts recently and fans have noticed that. He’s looking fresh but not everybody is buying that what we see in his pictures is his real hair.
https://twitter.com/NYSportsForum/status/1340151877187596290
Sum bout this nigga goatee dont look right to me
— VANTE (@hndsme_vante) December 19, 2020
https://twitter.com/cedfunches/status/1340059278397194241https://twitter.com/AlB07427645/status/1340093713075343360
What kinda messed up goatee line up is that
— •CK• ✨•™️ (@_ChrisK14) December 19, 2020
https://twitter.com/PINNLAND_EMPIRE/status/1340127223605555204
I can smell all that paint through the picture
— BronAndBrow (@BronAndBrow) December 19, 2020
https://twitter.com/capnxmorgan/status/1340124989434064901https://twitter.com/IamKingJaden/status/1340069310870523910https://twitter.com/amkay2012/status/1340160944475877377
This dude @JalenRose ain’t missed a haircut the whole pandemic. No corona, just clippers & vibes
— Rashad 🇧🇸 (@therealroneil) December 19, 2020
https://twitter.com/cuhzzo11/status/1340253093980561408
If i ain’t know any better and you told me this nigga was a member of the Fab 5, i would of though you was talking bout a R&B Group.
— Coach Jay (@Dj__Drone) December 18, 2020
This him right here??? pic.twitter.com/gNwAZI2JYC
— (13)ash (@Lil_Pxrnx) December 19, 2020
Out here looking like an R&B sanga!!
— Tatiana Pasha (@pasha_not_nice) December 18, 2020
NBA Twitter has no chill and they once again proved that. Rose is one of the funniest members of the media he would be laughing at this right now. Some people joked with his hairline, remembered Kobe and more. The general consensus was, though, that Rose’s barber is the GOAT.